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June 2005
Sat, Jun. 11th, 2005 10:22 pm
I didn't know her, only of her, but my heart still hurts about this. To those who did know her, I'm so sorry for your loss. If someone does set up a fund for her son, please let me know. Love and strength to all of you.


Fri, Feb. 18th, 2005 09:04 pm
Boston Rob and Ambuh must be stopped.

That is all.

No, I'm going to rant about this. I mean, sure, every reality show needs that one person, or couple, to scream at, but I had my fill of screaming at them during Survivor. I'd be more than pleased to yell at someone else during The Amazing Race, ok, thank you very much.


Sun, Jan. 9th, 2005 07:35 pm
I'm really enjoying the movie quote meme, especially since I've gotten three (ETA: Five!) right! Even though I'm a warehouse of useless movie trivia and I worked in a video store, it's a running joke among my friends about how few movies I've seen. When we play the movie quote game, I tend to just answer Fight Club to every single quote. Anyhow, here are my random quotes, and no, none of them are from Fight Club.

1. If God made it that way, you'd all be pissing in your faces!
2. So you lost your job? I've lost twenty of them since graduation. Plus a wife and kid. And, in a new development this morning, a handful of hair in the shower drain.
3. Hi. How are you? My name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're... we're selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree.
4. Holy Shit! It's the attack of Eddie Munster!
5. That man sitting over there in the white suit is the biggest thing to come out of this country since sliced Beatles.
6. So God was creating man. And his little assistant came up to him and he said: "Hey, we've got all these bodies left, but we're right out of brains, we're right out of hearts and we're right out of vocal chords." And God said: "Fuck it! Sew 'em up anyway. Smack smiles on the faces and make them talk out of their arses." And lo, God created the Tory Party.
7. You'll never shut down the real Napster.
8. Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?
9. Nothing nothing tra la la.
10. Bright light, bright light...


Wed, Jan. 5th, 2005 10:40 pm
Tucker Carlson got fired.

But the funny part of this is CNN president Jonathan Klein told the AP "I guess I come down more firmly in the Jon Stewart camp"



Wed, Dec. 22nd, 2004 03:46 pm
I had typed up a big self-pitying post about stumbling upon the blogs of some old high school friends, but whatever. Angst is so nineteen nineties. Instead, I leave you with this thought- I cannot believe Christopher Lee is eighty-two. Wow. I thought he was almost twenty years younger. He's now second only to my grandma when it comes to the coolest 82 year old people that I know (of).


Wed, Nov. 3rd, 2004 12:31 am
I think I might go cry in my beer now.


Wed, Jun. 30th, 2004 03:43 pm
Bloody hell. I won tickets to Letterman for tomorrow, but Stu can't go and they're non-transferrable. Six years now I've been trying to get tickets, and now I finally have them and I can't go. Suck suck suck.

(I won't go to NYC alone. 11 hours in a car by myself will kill me, and I need someone to hold my hand when crossing streets. Seriously. I almost get hit by a car every time I go to NY, and someone has always pulled my back onto the sidewalk. Agoraphobia aside, I'm just a danger to myself.)


Fri, Jun. 4th, 2004 07:43 pm
Wasn't that Steve on U-Pick Live? As Cow's producer? Yeah?


Mon, May. 17th, 2004 01:27 am
Does anyone know Riot's room number?


Thu, May. 13th, 2004 04:05 pm

The belt snapped on our vacuum last week, and since we already gone through our extra belt, and my parents' extra belt, it took another two weeks and a bidding war on eBay before we got more.

Two weeks with a messy family and no vacuum.

Naturally, the ants came out to feast. I know I would if I were an ant- my carpet was a gourmet buffet for them. But they were itty bitty ants, and it wasn't all that bad. Except now they won't go away, and they've told all their bug friends that my apartment is where the party's at. I saw an inch and a half long carpenter ant under my couch today. And yesterday, I found a bug that I couldn't even come close to identifying.

Bekah's going to my parents' tomorrow night, and we're bombing the hell out of this place.

And now, I'm off to vacuum.